vanillish:

ok but consider this

  • who cares

youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

(Source: eyevuhlease)

humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

(Source: cybergasms)

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge